It’s 2014 and we still don’t have hovercars or teleportation or personal androids. Most importantly, space ice cream is still not readily available in grocery stores. I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty gyped by this new year. I don’t want a watch that is also a phone, but I do want to be able to reach into my tv during commercials and pull out a sample of whatever food the commercial is for. Come on, scientists, if Willy Wonka could do it, so can you!